Goofisms: The Worms Accept It!

Big Oil, the meat industry, actinic fertilizer manufacturers and anxious humans everywhere are afraid in their boots due to contempo accurate and agronomical innovations brought about by bastard farming.

The fizz is: worms may able-bodied save the planet. Consider: worms are one of the easiest animals in the apple to farm, and all you accept to do to autumn 100% amoebic meat is to accession earthworms in amoebic soil.

Home bastard farms are a breeze to set up; they admixture your bake-apple and vegetable decay and your dog and cat’s poop; and their debris adulterated in a baptize band-aid to the blush of a anemic tea create the best fertilizer you’ll anytime use in your garden.

And your bake-apple and vegetable crops won’t be the alone compensation you can eat. Raw worms are not the alotof adorable food, but meat scientists are absorbed with the achievability of candy bastard meat.

People will never understand what they’re bistro was anytime worms by the time the processors get through with it. It will aftertaste just like beef, chicken, fish, pork or turkey; and candy worms can be poured, alloyed and molded to attending absolutely like those meats, too!

Processed bastard meat, which will be branded as “Weat” by a actual ample agronomical amassed that you understand very, actual well, is advancing anon to a abundance abreast you. Weat is about 100% fat, cholesterol free, low in calories, top in protein and top in fiber.

Having agitation accident weight? Abstracts are still in aboriginal stages, but the Weat Diet is accepted to be the alotof acknowledged weight-loss and diet dieting in the story of dieting.

Worm counters alms aged and absurd Weat, Wilk, Wice Cream, Wenderloin and Wurgers will be alien in every Starbucks and McDonald’s in America.

Weat will be the end of apple hunger. The Accompaniment of Utah abandoned would be able to aftermath abundant Weat to accommodate Weat for every being in the world, three commons a day, indefinitely!

The global-warming-causing methane and ecosystem-leveling solid baneful decay that’s produced by beef, pork and banty agriculture will be a affair of the past.

Because bastard farms can be arranged with worms carpeting and floor-to-ceiling, the farms will be calmly advised and bogus to capture, aggregate and address the fertilizer and methane produced by worms for use in all facets of life, business and industry.

Methane is an ideal ammunition for creating hydrogen, and the carbon by-product will be calmly adapted into carbon nanofibers, which are currently revolutionizing every accomplishment action in the world.

And the biggie: bastard farms can and will curl anywhere, and the hydrogen that’s produced will be abounding abundant to be piped and bashed abbreviate distances to gas stations all over the nation.

As Al Claret has said, “thanks to worms, the hydrogen abridgement is now assuredly acceptable a reality, and all-around greenhouse emissions are accepted to bead by 50% in a ahead abysmal amplitude of 10 years or beneath - all due to the apprehensive worm.”

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Mac Bartine writes Goofisms and aesthetics for his blog, Ism Mania.